part 2 top 20 rejected names for bottled water

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 30-Mar-2007 17:45:29

The Top 20 Rejected Names for Bottled Water
(Part II)


20> Starbucks Yuppie Juice

19> Gymsockquafina

18> Bong Bottom Au Jus

17> Calcutta Bottling Company Black Hole Private Reserve

16> MonkeySpunk Mist

15> Nectar of the Cods

14> Chernobyl Springs

13> Soylent Clear

12> Blue Ocean Bottled-at-Sea Water

11> Farrah's Faucet

10> Agua Con Carne

9> Derrier

8> Flava Flav's H-2-Tha-O! Mouth Juice

7> Squiji Water

6> Ripoff Springs Triple-Nearly Filtered Eau d'Etap

5> Dasantery

4> Parisian Springs Oui Oui Water

3> H2Oprah

2> Montezima's Revenge


and the Number 1 Rejected Name for Bottled Water...


1> Ron Jeremy's Protein Water

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 30-Mar-2007 18:06:25

<lol> think I'll avoid all of these and just drink out of the sink yucky water.

Bob

Post 3 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Monday, 02-Apr-2007 6:03:13

I think I'll avoid bottled water altogether. just kidding